This is for my mom:
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Snacks Consumed: nada
Mom: what's wrong
Me: I'm sleepy
Mom: I thought you were wide awake
Me: *scoffs* yeah two hours ago!
Mom: Well what do you need to wake you up
Me: *scoffs again* sleep
Mom: Do you need me to slap you?
Mom: Cuz I would glad do it if it would help